This was in my spam today – it isn’t quite the complete version, it had to be edited because it was offering enlargement of male body parts which I deemed inappropriate. I did, however admire the creativity.
“HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. They’re coming back now. Please send help! “
Now that I have stopped giggling I will send help for you immediately, to the pharmaceutical company which supplies the products you seem to be selling.